About me

Hi. I am delighted that you stopped by.

Cindafuckingrella is – obviously – not my real name. I just think it is rather exciting to have a secret superhero identity:

Beige-doughy-accountant-type by day…

Sexy-latino-type-blogging-goddess-with-license-to-tell-the-world-off by night.

I am writing about life as a woman, wife, mother, bad-ass motherblogger, friend, lover and allround hellbender.

My husband has given me permission to write what I want, if only I promise that it will not reflect poorly on him. So any time I refer to “Hubby” (AKA “the Ayatollah” or simply “Master of the Universe”), please note that it by no means has anything to do with MY husband. I am talking about someone else’s husband. I would also like to state, for the record, that my own husband never farts, poops with the door open, says anything inappropriate, chews with his mouth open and that he is an all-round good guy with high morals and Christian beliefs, so if he should ever decide to run for any kind of office, you can safely vote for him.

This blog is MY creative outlet, the place I go to write about things that matter to me. There are a few rules:

1. Don’t believe a word of this. I will flat out lie any day to either get my point across or to simply make the story better. Sometimes exaggeration makes things a kazillion times better! (Get it??)
2. My attention to detail isn’t great so please forgive typos, poor grammar and the occasionally missing letter or word.
3. If you recognize yourself – great. But I will make it very difficult for you to PROVE that it actually you.
4. Feel free to comment, share, link, discuss etc. Just play nice!

So welcome, I hope you enjoy it.

PS. If you want to get to know me better, you should check out this interview I did on Oprah.