Honey, let’s go put your shoes on.
Ok, now come and get your shoes.
Honey- you need to put your shoes on.
We’re late.
Come on!
HEY! SHOES!
Do you need me to help you?
Let’s see if you are a BIG boy who can put his own shoes on?
Can you hear me?
YO! Please PUT SHOES ON!
I’ll race you? Who gets their shoes on first?
See – I’m sitting next to your shoes, let’s put them on you.
Will you please get out here?
HEY! SHOES!
We’re going to be SO late!
Goddammit! Get you ass out there and put your motherbeeeeep shoesbeeeep youbeeeep littlebeeeep.
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Yeah, I don’t think he’d make a very good child-actor.
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