Dear readers,
I am thrilled and happy to introduce my newest co-writer Petra, who will contribute to the fun here on www.cindafuckingrella.com.
So that we can all get to know her better, I did this Q & A with her – please give her a warm welcome!
(Applause!) (Clap, dammit!)
C: So, Petra. Whazzup with the name? Is your name really Petra? Are you German? If you’re so German, then why isn’t your name Heidi, aren’t all German’s named Heidi?
P: Sadly no, I am pale porridge blend of Danish, Swedish and Norwegian, but Petra Pan seemed like the obvious pen name for a 33 year old single woman living in the world’s smallest apartment, who plays pretend to appear as an adult.
C: Tell us about yourself!
P: I just did! But let’s see, I work in publishing, I come from a huge, loving and a bit eccentric family and I have the most wonderful friends. I love to cook, read books and play dress-up and I am quite nerdy.
C: How would you describe yourself in three words?
P: Witty, loyal and a bit of a know it all.
C: If you were an animal, what kind would you be and why?
P: A mole, I have awful eyesight and I have no clue where I’m going.
C: If you were a food, what would you be and why?
P: A shrimp, I can be quite a treat and turn pink when exposed to heat.
C: I know that you are quite the foodie, what is your favorite food, anyway?
P: Everything Italian and French, but my favorite dish must be risotto.
C: Tell us something embarrassing that once happened to someone you know. Not YOU of course!!!! (Yeah, right, good old: “Can you wrap that hemorrhoid ointment, please, it is a present??!”)
P: Well, there are quite a few episodes, but on the top of my head there was this one time, when a girl I know wanted to be helpful to a colleague (who didn’t like her much) by pointing out that she had a little something stuck to her cleavage. Helpful soul that she is, she grabbed the said piece in question and pulled, turnes out it was a hair and it wasn’t coming off. I will never forget the akward silence that followed.. Needless to say she didn’t really warm to me…ehmm her after that episode.
C: What will you bring to www.cindafuckingrella.com? What can we expect from you?
P: A sassy, sarcastic and sentimental point of view from a single woman in her thirties and no, I don’t fancy myself as the next Bridget Jones, don’t worry.
C: Anything else you want to say?
P: Please be kind, I don’t do well with criticism.
C: Thanks, and welcome. I very much look forward to working with you. (Well, unpaid, of course.)
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Look for the first post from Petra Pan right here on Cinda tomorrow!
Stay tuned!
And here is an image that came up after I googled “Petra Pan”. SPITTING IMAGE! (She’s gonna kill me!)
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