Office setting somewhere in Denmark.
Background noises of people chattering, typing, phones ringing.
Two very doughy, coarse, pale middleaged women sitting across from each other, typing.
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1, without looking up from her screen: If I were a guy, I’d go for a woman from Thailand or somewhere like that. They are so petite and have such beautiful shiny hair. I once got a massage from a Thai woman who walked all over my back and I really wanted to put her in my pocket afterwards and take her home with me.
2, typing: Hell no. They are so submissive.
1, looks at her nails: Yeah, maybe.
2: AND they always have weird legs. Short and bowlegged.
1, looks up: Are you talking about people from Greenland, because they are often quite bowlegged??
2, reaches for her coffee: They get that from drinking too much, don’t they?
Silence…
Both resume typing.
1, sips her coffee. Stares out the window: Well, for sure I’d go for someone with some kind of color. Perhaps someone from Latin America…
2, leans back in her chair: Not one of those ape-like Indians, I hope? They eat bugs, you know. Locusts.
1: No, more like a samba goddess, you know with a good rack and a nice ass.
2: I do like me a woman with a nice ass.
1: Yeah.
Silence…
1, typing: I really like olive skin. Like an Arab princess.
2, typing: But not in the hawk-nosed kind of way.
1, looks at her screen: Nooooo.
Silence…
1: Yeah, so some kind of mulatto or mixed-breed.
2: Yeah.
Silence…
1, looks up: I’d NEVER go for a Danish woman, though.
2, looks up: HELL, no. They are BITCHES!
1: Yeah!
Silence….
…
Enter: Thunderbolt of karmic lightning. Strikes and kills them both.
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