This morning I swung my substantial derriere in such an unfortunate fashion, that it bumped my 2-year old’s head into the sink. At first I thought he was ok but then the blood started gushing. From his nose and mouth.
I thought it could not get any worse.
And then I just squished his finger in a door.
Anyway. Can’t talk now. Gotta dash. On my way to Inauguration.
I was just elected President of Self-Loathing.
I won by a land slide.
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Sounds like no one got off easy. 🙁 Good news is, you are not alone and this only makes you human. Breathe. You’re a good mother.
Thanks, Wabs.