Kim Yong Il: “I shall have a bite”.
Me: “Ok, well use your fork.”.
Kim Yong Il: “Waaaaah – NO – YOU DO IT!”
Me: “Ok-ok, calm down!”
Kim Yong Il: “NO – NOT THAT ONE!”
Me: “Is it this one?”
Kim Yong Il: “Yes”.
It falls off the fork.
Kim Yong Il: “WWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!”
Me: “Honey, calm down – see, here it goes..:”
Kim Yong Il: “NO – NOT LIKE AN AIRPLANE!!!”
Me: Sigh.
Kim Yong Il: “Waaaaaaahhhh! You put it ON the fork!”
Motherf**king bite end up in his mouth.
Eating.
Kim Yong Il: “Wwaaaaaaahhhh!”
Me: “NOW WHAT?”
Kim Yong Il: “I shall have some milk!”
Me: “Ok, but honey, you really just need to SAY it – use your WORDS!”
Drinking.
Kim Yong Il: “Waaaahhh – I want my grandma!”
Me: “Look – here she comes!”
Grandma: “Hi, sweetheart!”
Kim Yong Il: “No! Go AWAY!”
…
My 2-year old is getting a molar. Or turning into the world’s biggest A**hole.
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