For Christmas, Hubby – optimistically – gave me a gift certificate for a very expensive lingerie store, which I had every intention of cashing in once I had lost 20 pounds and looked (and felt) just slightly more sexy. But since there was an acute bra-crisis today (I was contemplating duct tape!) I thought, “Ah, fuck it” and went for it.
So I am standing in the dressing room and am trying on the bras the nice sales lady is giving me. In between two bras, I am standing – bare-chested – discussing a bra model with the sales lady. To illustrate her point, she lifts up her blouse and shows me her boobs.
So to recap:
Me – with my naked breasts – looking at the saleslady, who is standing with her shirt pulled up, exposing her boobs.
Yes, I know. It sounds like the opening scene of a bad porno flick.
So is that what they mean when they say tit for tad?
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Tit-illating.
Sorry. I couldn’t resist.
Just trying to imagine how that might have appeared to the casual observer. Trying to caption a mental picture…
“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours…”
“My rack’s bigger ‘n your rack!”
“So let’s see how implants compare to the real deal.”
“So why do the men-folk opt for casually glancing over at the stall when the full-front approach works so nicely?”
OK. Back to my closet.