From the monthly archives: June 2011
Paris, Schmarish.
London, Schmondon.
Berlin, Schmerlin.
Amsterdam!
Flower markets, lots of yumminess, beautiful architecture, canals, bicycles and tall white people who talk a funny language that sounds like a cross between German, English and someone throwing up. (Someone might think that was a description of Danish, another ugly language that sounds like people gagging on […]
Being the mother of two small kids is exhausting. My very vise friend Susan once told me:
“Having one kid is having one kid. Having two kids, is having 10 kids”.
I now understand what she means. It isn’t just double up on the workload. Somehow, it is 10 times harder having two. I […]
This cake is so bad, it would make any high profile clergy-politician found at a sleazy motel in the company of an underage crack hore and a big bag of bribe money seem good.
It is filled with nuts, butter, eggs and sugar and is very unhealthy. And it tastes so good, you want to […]
Remember Whitney Houston in the late 80’s?
She had an unparalleled voice and looked like a goddess. She was hugely popular all over the world and – from the outside looking in, at least – had it all. Then she fell in love with the devil in disguise and this soon lead to her druggy demise. Today, […]
How funny is this? A “Fan” sent me this. (The check is in the mail!!)
Beige-doughy-accountant-type-with-greasy-hair-and-cats-named-”Schnookums”-and-”Lady”-and-bad-breath by day…
Sexy-latino-type-blogging-goddess-with-license-to-tell-the-world-off by night.
We’ve had lots of company recently – and I have thus made lots of deserts!
Here’s a desert easy to make using the afterheat of the coals after a barbecue.
You need:
Peaches (most other fruits can also be used – the sky is the limit!!) Vanilla sugar (sugar blended with real vanilla pods – keeps […]
She had always been fascinated by snakes and was very excited when she brought home her very own. The pet store had provided the right terrarium and counseled her on how to keep him. She called him “Mr. Snakey”.
When she was alone with him, she baby-talked him. “Ain’t that right, Mr. Snakey?”, she’d ask […]
Here’s a fatty breakfast that will win over anyone who likes that fried, buttery, sweet, cinnamon-y taste…
4 slices of bread – stale is good 2 eggs, whisked with a bit of milk and cinnamon and vanilla sugar Butter for the pan 2 fresh peaches – or bananas might do the trick. Or strawberries – […]
Here’s an easy and delicious salad:
Watermelon in mouth size pieces Feta cheese Sunflower seeds, roasted lightly in a pan with a dollop of honey Rucket leaves Balsamic glaze (storebought – it is too much work to make it your self and it stinks up the house!)
Sunflower seeds are […]
